Wednesday, September 19, 2007

My Little Litigator

Scene: Dinner (lasagna and garlic bread). G and I on opposite sides of the table; Pumpkin in-between. G and I discussing his latest trial.

Me: When things aren't going your way, just say "You can't handle the truth!" It'll probably buy you some time to think of something better.

G (banging his fist on the table): You can't handle the truth!

Pumpkin: You handle trut! (bangs fist)

G: Your honor, I object! (pointing at me)

Pumpkin: Honor, I ject! (pointing at me)

G: Sustained! (waving arms in the air)

Pumpkin: Susained! (waving arms in the air)

Seriously, it was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

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