Pumpkin: Zach ate a bee today in school.
Me: No he didn't. There are no bees in the wintertime.
Pumpkin: Yes he did. There are bees in winter. They just wear coats.
Me: Coats? Bee coats?
Pumpkin: Yes.
Me: What kind of coats do bees wear?
Pumpkin: Red ones. Pink ones. Blue ones. Camoflague ones. Those are the kinds of bee coats.
Me: Where do bees get these "coats"?
Pumpkin: Wal-Mart.
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