While I Was Out...

I reserve Sunday afternoons for shopping at Target and Dierberg's (groceries). It's my time - no husband, no kiddo, no work, just me and my debit card.

On Sunday, this is what I came home to:

Me: Uh, G, what's going on?

G: Rams are losing. I owe your dad 10 bucks.

Me: Whatever. What's going on with Pumpkin?

G: What? Oh, he's playing in the kitchen.

Me: Really? You seen him lately?

G: He's been good. Really quiet.

Me: Do you know what he's wearing?

G: Whaaaa?

Me: A diaper and stickers.

G: (without ever taking his eyes off the TV screen) What kind of stickers?

Pumpkin wore his "sticker shirt" until the next morning. He was quite proud of himself.

It is Fashion Week. Kid's a trendsetter, you know.